Wednesday, August 11, 2010
So I haven't posted in a couple days, and I'll probably not have much time to post during the next week or so either. Finals are upon me.
I have lot's of ideas for posts, but right now I'm too tired and want to do a short funny one.
The banana is an atheists' nightmare! So says creationist people anyway. I read this in a book months back, but a recent video I saw brought it back to memory. See the banana is designed for human beings. It has three ridges on one side, and two on the other, just how our fingers and thumb look when we grip the banana.
Designed to be gripped by us!
It also has color identification - green is too ripe, black is too cold, and yellow is juuuust right. Wait, black means rotting and bad ... unless you want to make banana bread.
It isn't slippery, which is good, I hate how all the other fruits in the world are so slippery. It also opens conveniently from the stem, but monkeys do it better from the other end.
Most amazing of all is that the wrapper is bio-degradable! Isn't that amazing! I hate how you have to throw out the plastic skin off apples before eating them, causes so much pollution! But to top this off is that the banana is CURVED TOWARDS OUR FACES!!!! OMG! An intelligent god must have made bananas for us humans, the world is less than 10 thousand years old, I am going to hell.
Okay, this whole thing is ridiculous, most Christians find it silly, but come on, this is great stuff.